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2004-04-29 - I’m a manly man, I am2004-04-06 - Let my people go, beyotch!2004-04-05 - Play Ball!2004-04-02 - Happy Birthday, Mom!2004-03-18 - Stuck in Folsom Prison2004-03-08 - Richmond Bound2004-02-04 - Rainy day heroes2004-02-03 - Money matters2004-02-02 - I scream, you scream2004-01-30 - Free Love2004-01-29 - Happy Birthday, Mr. Collins2003-12-31 - 2003: A Retrospective2003-12-30 - The gift that keeps on giving2003-12-26 - Screw the Flu2003-12-19 - Happy Hanukkah, everyone!2003-11-07 - Fun with fast food2003-10-31 - A very sober Halloween2003-10-24 - Missing time2003-10-23 - Fun with Bigotry2003-10-20 - Sometimes, I can be such an asshole2003-10-01 - When Karma rewards, it rewards exponentially2003-09-29 - Rosh Hashanah dinner in the Sahara2003-09-26 - No football for me this weekend2003-09-24 - I’d like to thank the Academy…2003-09-22 - The freaks come out at night2003-09-19 - Bite me, Sipowicz2003-09-18 - Ruben Carter ain’t got nothin’ on Isabelle2003-08-22 - Crash! Boom! Bash!2003-08-21 - The joke heard ‘round the world2003-08-19 - God bless Warner Bros.2003-08-18 - The Restaurant2003-08-14 - School’s for fools2003-08-13 - Cooking for dummies2003-08-12 - Off to a rocky start2003-08-11 - Can I please just eat my dinner in peace?2003-08-08 - XXXL2003-08-07 - Candyland2003-08-05 - Three stories for a Tuesday morning2003-08-01 - Damn dirty hippies2003-07-31 - Long live Abbatemarco2003-07-25 - Stupid is, as stupid does2003-07-22 - Big day, yesterday2003-07-21 - Kids say the darndest things2003-07-17 - Ben and Jen Week2003-07-15 - Brand new day2003-07-14 - Money for nothing2003-07-11 - Prefrontal ramblings2003-07-08 - The continuing adventures of Lobster Boy2003-07-01 - Some good news on my one month anniversary2003-06-26 - McDonald’s: reloaded2003-06-25 - Songs to kill yourself by2003-06-24 - The corporate machine rolls on and on2003-06-23 - Walking with morons2003-06-18 - Just another lazy Tuesday (or is it Wednesday?)2003-06-17 - Mmm…Toasty2003-06-12 - Pleasant Dreams2003-06-11 - With fingernails that shine like justice2003-06-10 - Routines2003-06-06 - Lady Godiva2003-06-05 - The first step is admitting you have a problem2003-05-30 - And the hits just keep on comin’2003-05-28 - Hey, why does this place smell like a swimming pool?2003-05-27 - Downy ocean2003-05-23 - This cough is making me sound like a chain smoker2003-05-22 - Today we will be baking cookies you can’t possibly recreate, not even with your very own team of pastry chefs2003-05-21 - The little network that could2003-05-20 - The house that Jager built2003-05-15 - Buy me peanuts and Cracker Jacks and also a few beers, and a program and…2003-05-14 - The best laid plans2003-05-13 - Teach your children well2003-05-12 - Please leave your tray tables in an upright position2003-05-08 - California or bust2003-05-07 - The bottom rung2003-05-06 - Ain’t nothin’ but a party2003-05-05 - The good, the bad, and the ugly2003-05-01 - Does ACME make fence climbing shoes?2003-04-30 - Denser than oak2003-04-29 - Everybody loves a clown2003-04-28 - Just call me Ann Landers2003-04-24 - Again?!2003-04-23 - That Icky Feeling2003-04-21 - Is your ass minty fresh?2003-04-17 - One minute you’re having a great day and then…Blammo!2003-04-16 - I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore2003-04-15 - Homework, shmomework2003-04-14 - She puts the "ass" in "assistant"2003-04-11 - On dining out2003-04-10 - How would you like your steak, sir? Bloody.2003-04-09 - Rise and shine2003-04-08 - One brother, medium-rare2003-04-07 - Home movies – Fun for the whole family!2003-04-04 - Never bet with me2003-04-03 - Fred and Stan2003-04-02 - The comedy stylings of Hershel Savage2003-04-01 - Step Away from the Talcum Powder2003-03-31 - It’s the most wonderful time of the year2003-03-28 - Family Portrait2003-03-27 - To sleep, perchance to dream2003-03-26 - What if you threw a party and nobody came?2003-03-25 - Pride2003-03-24 - Enter: The Donut2003-03-21 - How’s Jeff? Not so good. He’s a reader.2003-03-20 - Hello, my name is Jeff and I’m addicted to human suffering2003-03-19 - Why the scientific community needs to invent a flying car for my exclusive use as soon as possible2003-03-18 - Welcome to The Machine2003-03-17 - Ménage-a-six2003-03-14 - Computer woes and fabulous fun prizes2003-03-13 - Cheers and Jeers2003-03-12 - Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em2003-03-11 - Toys in the Attic2003-03-10 - Mi Familia2003-03-07 - Language in Society or “F” is for Fuck.2003-03-06 - Annie! Annie! Are you okay?2003-03-05 - My brain hurts2003-03-04 - If the Trevi Fountain were human, her name would be Flower2003-03-03 - With friends like these...2003-02-28 - Fun With Surveys2003-02-27 - Gone Phishin’2003-02-25 - Two enchiladas and a half pound of lean corned beef, please2003-02-24 - Be like Mike2003-02-20 - Brother, can you spare a dime?2003-02-19 - All work and no play makes Jeff a dull boy...2003-02-14 - When I grow up, I wanna be a motherfuckin’ hustler2003-02-13 - Love is never having to say you’re an effete jackass2003-02-12 - Growing Pains2003-02-11 - Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam.2003-02-10 - When the rainforest is destroyed, we can hide the endangered species in my bathroom2003-02-07 - Avoid like the plague2003-02-06 - Van Horn for three…Nope.2003-02-05 - Please allow me to introduce myself...2003-02-04 - How the space program contributed to an enjoyable weekend2003-02-03 - About.html
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