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2004-04-29 - I’m a manly man, I am

2004-04-06 - Let my people go, beyotch!

2004-04-05 - Play Ball!

2004-04-02 - Happy Birthday, Mom!

2004-03-18 - Stuck in Folsom Prison

2004-03-08 - Richmond Bound

2004-02-04 - Rainy day heroes

2004-02-03 - Money matters

2004-02-02 - I scream, you scream

2004-01-30 - Free Love

2004-01-29 - Happy Birthday, Mr. Collins

2003-12-31 - 2003: A Retrospective

2003-12-30 - The gift that keeps on giving

2003-12-26 - Screw the Flu

2003-12-19 - Happy Hanukkah, everyone!

2003-11-07 - Fun with fast food

2003-10-31 - A very sober Halloween

2003-10-24 - Missing time

2003-10-23 - Fun with Bigotry

2003-10-20 - Sometimes, I can be such an asshole

2003-10-01 - When Karma rewards, it rewards exponentially

2003-09-29 - Rosh Hashanah dinner in the Sahara

2003-09-26 - No football for me this weekend

2003-09-24 - I’d like to thank the Academy…

2003-09-22 - The freaks come out at night

2003-09-19 - Bite me, Sipowicz

2003-09-18 - Ruben Carter ain’t got nothin’ on Isabelle

2003-08-22 - Crash! Boom! Bash!

2003-08-21 - The joke heard ‘round the world

2003-08-19 - God bless Warner Bros.

2003-08-18 - The Restaurant

2003-08-14 - School’s for fools

2003-08-13 - Cooking for dummies

2003-08-12 - Off to a rocky start

2003-08-11 - Can I please just eat my dinner in peace?

2003-08-08 - XXXL

2003-08-07 - Candyland

2003-08-05 - Three stories for a Tuesday morning

2003-08-01 - Damn dirty hippies

2003-07-31 - Long live Abbatemarco

2003-07-25 - Stupid is, as stupid does

2003-07-22 - Big day, yesterday

2003-07-21 - Kids say the darndest things

2003-07-17 - Ben and Jen Week

2003-07-15 - Brand new day

2003-07-14 - Money for nothing

2003-07-11 - Prefrontal ramblings

2003-07-08 - The continuing adventures of Lobster Boy

2003-07-01 - Some good news on my one month anniversary

2003-06-26 - McDonald’s: reloaded

2003-06-25 - Songs to kill yourself by

2003-06-24 - The corporate machine rolls on and on

2003-06-23 - Walking with morons

2003-06-18 - Just another lazy Tuesday (or is it Wednesday?)

2003-06-17 - Mmm…Toasty

2003-06-12 - Pleasant Dreams

2003-06-11 - With fingernails that shine like justice

2003-06-10 - Routines

2003-06-06 - Lady Godiva

2003-06-05 - The first step is admitting you have a problem

2003-05-30 - And the hits just keep on comin’

2003-05-28 - Hey, why does this place smell like a swimming pool?

2003-05-27 - Downy ocean

2003-05-23 - This cough is making me sound like a chain smoker

2003-05-22 - Today we will be baking cookies you can’t possibly recreate, not even with your very own team of pastry chefs

2003-05-21 - The little network that could

2003-05-20 - The house that Jager built

2003-05-15 - Buy me peanuts and Cracker Jacks and also a few beers, and a program and…

2003-05-14 - The best laid plans

2003-05-13 - Teach your children well

2003-05-12 - Please leave your tray tables in an upright position

2003-05-08 - California or bust

2003-05-07 - The bottom rung

2003-05-06 - Ain’t nothin’ but a party

2003-05-05 - The good, the bad, and the ugly

2003-05-01 - Does ACME make fence climbing shoes?

2003-04-30 - Denser than oak

2003-04-29 - Everybody loves a clown

2003-04-28 - Just call me Ann Landers

2003-04-24 - Again?!

2003-04-23 - That Icky Feeling

2003-04-21 - Is your ass minty fresh?

2003-04-17 - One minute you’re having a great day and then…Blammo!

2003-04-16 - I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore

2003-04-15 - Homework, shmomework

2003-04-14 - She puts the "ass" in "assistant"

2003-04-11 - On dining out

2003-04-10 - How would you like your steak, sir? Bloody.

2003-04-09 - Rise and shine

2003-04-08 - One brother, medium-rare

2003-04-07 - Home movies – Fun for the whole family!

2003-04-04 - Never bet with me

2003-04-03 - Fred and Stan

2003-04-02 - The comedy stylings of Hershel Savage

2003-04-01 - Step Away from the Talcum Powder

2003-03-31 - It’s the most wonderful time of the year

2003-03-28 - Family Portrait

2003-03-27 - To sleep, perchance to dream

2003-03-26 - What if you threw a party and nobody came?

2003-03-25 - Pride

2003-03-24 - Enter: The Donut

2003-03-21 - How’s Jeff? Not so good. He’s a reader.

2003-03-20 - Hello, my name is Jeff and I’m addicted to human suffering

2003-03-19 - Why the scientific community needs to invent a flying car for my exclusive use as soon as possible

2003-03-18 - Welcome to The Machine

2003-03-17 - Ménage-a-six

2003-03-14 - Computer woes and fabulous fun prizes

2003-03-13 - Cheers and Jeers

2003-03-12 - Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

2003-03-11 - Toys in the Attic

2003-03-10 - Mi Familia

2003-03-07 - Language in Society or “F” is for Fuck.

2003-03-06 - Annie! Annie! Are you okay?

2003-03-05 - My brain hurts

2003-03-04 - If the Trevi Fountain were human, her name would be Flower

2003-03-03 - With friends like these...

2003-02-28 - Fun With Surveys

2003-02-27 - Gone Phishin’

2003-02-25 - Two enchiladas and a half pound of lean corned beef, please

2003-02-24 - Be like Mike

2003-02-20 - Brother, can you spare a dime?

2003-02-19 - All work and no play makes Jeff a dull boy...

2003-02-14 - When I grow up, I wanna be a motherfuckin’ hustler

2003-02-13 - Love is never having to say you’re an effete jackass

2003-02-12 - Growing Pains

2003-02-11 - Spam, spam, spam, spam. Lovely spam, wonderful spam.

2003-02-10 - When the rainforest is destroyed, we can hide the endangered species in my bathroom

2003-02-07 - Avoid like the plague

2003-02-06 - Van Horn for three…Nope.

2003-02-05 - Please allow me to introduce myself...

2003-02-04 - How the space program contributed to an enjoyable weekend

2003-02-03 - About.html


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